“I KNOW I AM EVIL. HERE’S WHY.” by JTK.CA
I used to clean houses and offices for a living and did an immaculate job. Just don’t look at my apartment now. You see, I’m a “RETIRED” housekeeper. I know I am evil because if I had a time machine, I would kidnap my younger professional housekeeper self and make him my slave. Of course, that would backfire when he would rebel and murder his slave driver.